Top 10 Reasons NOT To Vote For Ron Paul
Note: I found this floating around the net, so I cannot take credit for it. Love #’s 6 & 8!
With his strong message of less government and lower taxes, why wouldn’t you vote for Ron Paul in 2008?
1. You feel very sorry for the needy corporations that wouldn’t get bailouts and subsidies.
2. You didn’t think he made the song “his own”; apparently, you have confused the election with American Idol.
3. You only trust lawyers as your politicians.
4. You think Habeas Corpus is the original US Policy on Zombie Invasion.
5. You wouldn’t know what to do with the extra money you saved from taxes.
6. You hate making decisions and look forward to the hassle-free lifestyle of a government controlled future.
7. You didn’t think he had a chance to win. (Yet this logic doesn’t seem to stop you from playing the lottery.)
8. Being monitored everywhere you go makes you feel like a celebrity!
9. You like taking your shoes off at the airport. It makes you feel safe.
10. You think the right to bear arms has something to do with T-Shirts.
Unless these reasons seem good to you, here are some reasons you should vote for Ron Paul.
As a Congressman, Ron Paul
- Has never voted to Raise Taxes or Congressional Pay
- Voted against the Patriot Act and Iraq War.
- Has never voted for federal gun control.
- Voted against regulating the Internet.
- Never enrolled in the lucrative Congressional Pension Program
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